I am absolutely loving the writers over at Jimmy Kimmel these days. Of course, this is just one example of their stellar work . . . .
Category: Humor
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The Lowden Plan–Chicken Counter
Nevada Senate candidate Sue Lowden (R) has made some absurd claims during her recent bid for Nevada Senate. Her most famous is:
Let’s change the system and talk about what the possibilities are. I’m telling you that this works. You know, before we all started having health care, in the olden days, our grandparents, they would bring a chicken to the doctor. They would say I’ll paint your house,” she said. “[That’s] what people would do to get health care with their doctors. Doctors are very sympathetic people. [Source: Talking Points Memo]
A surprise externality of this lovely talking point has been the meme that Susan Lowden is suggesting that we trade chickens for heath care services–you know, because Insurance Companies and Doctors are so generous with their services. To help understand the gravity of Lowden’s concept, someone has created the Lowden Plan Chicken Counter–to help us get a general sense of how many chickens we would need for certain procedures. Of course, if you can find a doctor who will accept chickens in exchange for medical procedures . . . we would love to know. In the meantime . . . you should check it out.
Try it yourself: LowdenPlan.com
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Balls Beer: Brewed for Democratic Legislators and Health Care Reform
Now THIS is a riot. Well done . . . .
Clearly, Alan Grayson has had a case or two of this stuff . . . .
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Republican Apology Generator–To Rush Limbaugh
The Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee has created an online tool to help the members of the Republican Party generate apologies to the almighty Rush Limbaugh. The controversy is provided by Rush Limbaugh openly hoping on his national radio program that President Obama fails in with his stimulus package and pulling the country out of the recession (he obviously still has a job, health insurance and plenty of food in his cupboards). The apology generator was created by Democrats only a few days after Republican-party criticism against Rush Limbaugh was rescinded by: Congressman Phil Gingery (R-GA), Governor Mark Sanford (R-SC), and RNC Chairman, Michael Steel. (Here’s a whole list of articles at USA Today about it).
I think the apology generator is an ingenious invention. While having fun and tinkering with the options, I can see what it feels like to be a member of the modern day Republican Party–forced to swallow the ill-concieved and self-centered rhetoric of a few loud-mouth, evangelical wing-nuts as if it were medicine and somehow good for me. Free will be gone. It’s the party-line, or it’s nothing.
Rush Limbaugh Apology Generator: http://www.dccc.org/content/sorry
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Earth Contracts the Human Virus (Animation)
It is so sad when the Human Virus spreads to the Moon at the end . . . . I get weepy every time.
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The Doghouse (Video) by JC Penny
The Doghouse is a BRILLIANT advertisement/commercial by JC Penny. I just can’t rave enough about it.
Don’t take my word for it. Please see for yourself . . . .